Tuesday, 21 July 2015

2015 June 10th - July 21st France, UK, Ireland Toronto 👍

Dateline: 2015 July 21st, Dublin, Ireland

What we did on our Summer Holiday
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So, as requested by some, and feared by others (just delete it folks!), here is the only update of our Europe trip, from me, for summer 2015

As a spoiler alert, we had a lot of fun, had wonderful times, lots of excellent food and wine and company with our mates, but after all, it was only Europe, so what as they say, is the big deal?
 Alway lovely to be back in Paradise

That's it, your advised to ignore the rest of this
Almost fresh off the plane, down to Albi for a great
lunch overlooking the Cathedral

Apart from the above, that really was it folks, so, this will be pretty dull reading (and writing actually)
Afraid there's no "As I look out over the mountainous vertical precipices of......." etc this time around.
ALSO, we did hardly anything except eat (lots), drink (huge amounts), lounge about (most of the time), and for me, get some 'orrible inner ear problem (still there after 4+ weeks) which means I have very little balance and I can hardly do bugger all, certainly no driving. Even with a walking stick I'm still screwed, hence INCREDIBLY BORING pix which really should be edited down to maybe one, or less
I believe these are fig tree blossoms
A tour of the Gaillac
central
square/
central market place
without
the market


Natalie has encouraged Alex to get fit
Hence, the first (of few) jogs around the
neighbourhood of Gaillac

So, for those few of you out there who that think a trip to France, UK & Ireland is the bees knees, here's some pix, and a bit of chat to go with them
 Hey! Shucking oysters is a real hit with all the ladies

The one good thing (well, 2 actually) about getting back to Toronto (I nearly said "home!" - oops) is that maybe I can shake off my BPPV (yes, still there after 4 weeks, 2 doctors visits and several none eventful prescriptions later), and Ilge won't need to walk around so much looking at foreign parts and can get mobile again in the car and back into the exercise pool
So,

This is it, my last day with balance as god 
intended it to be
For ever!

France with the Alexanders - "Club Shem Paradisio" as I now call it. Just lounging on the lawn, overlooking the vineyards, was truly a fantastic way to spend a week or much more. Add a few bike rides into town, walks in the countryside, pool side G&T's and the occasional jogging can you believe, and well, Paradisio
Just before the balance left my body
3 weeks seemed to slip by in a haze of jovial retirement
The French people are still wonderful, lovely people. That could be because I don't speak the lingo, but they certainly seemed wonderful. Their lifestyle is something to be admired and copied wherever possible
So, pix dated 20150610 - 20150624 are France
Traveling in Europe is so damned easy folks (apart from the airport security hassles). EasyJet, Ryanair - love em or hate em, in an hour or two you're somewhere completely different. And cheap too!
I have some dreadful balance problem, later diagnosed as
"Labyrinthitis". It never got totally better.
I'm like this for weeks
Actually, now identified as "Meniere's Disease"

We were hoping to visit Ilge's cousin in Spain, but he got reassigned the day we were intending to go, so we dumped ourselves, (me in total invalidated mode by now) on the Newts
Not so simple
I was a basket case for over a
week here
Took over a year to fix

If its a simple problem, you do a pile of coordinated head and neck moves to release crystals in your inner ear

Said Newts, now sadly no longer in central London, but in some dark and well watered corner of Devon. were then blighted for 2 weeks, and we got back into the ebb and flow of UK life.

Most highly recommended pub, near Bristol Airport
It was terrible
Exeter Cathedral
Return of the prodigal freeloader to Budleigh Salterton. 
First arrived here summer 1969 with Gerry, my public
school upper class flat mate from 
university .
I think he ended up as a baker in a supermarket
Must admit to not being taken by the Brits any more. No dress sense, the lot of em, plus all their tattoos are so Biarritz innit? But, thanks to Lindys forbearance of our various invalid's conditions, and our attempts at
Torquay. A truly dreadful place, full of Brits (see above comment)
With stick

We take our hosts to a restaurant floating in the estuary
It was pretty decent, but I'm still incapable of standing

I'm exhausted, all the time. I eventually succumb to
the local witch doctor who charges 
me a fortune and prescribes 
anti hysterics 
schizophrenic drugs.
Useless Fucking idiot

cooking, and Newts wonderful Bacon and tomato sandwiches, we managed to tax their patience long enough, but not too long that we were actually asked to leave, to get the full weft & warp of genteel retirement a'la UK. UK life I must admit, is not for me anymore

Couldn't believe these flavours
(Note walking sticks for both of us)
Port Issac, obviously I'm somewhat less wobbly
Something to do with Daphne Du Maurier I believe
Pub lunches, Exeter Cathedral, a floating restaurant in the Exe estuary, day trips to  "Doc Martins" village of Port Isaac (pretty) and the "Margate" of Mr Turner fame (Kingsand in Cornwall), Daphne DuMourier's cottage etc etc - lots more pub lunches, cream teas and Simon and Garfunkle moments of sitting on park benches like bookends. Blah Blah. Tourism as most people would recognise it I guess....
I found UK very expensive after France, but that could be the DREADFUL CANADIAN dollar.
Ah, note walking stick
Eventually, we finally decided on Ireland (Denmark, Sweden and Norway also all qualified, but we thought that with our ailments, we shouldn't inflict ourselves onto others, being family with us both incapacitated).
Camels are not allowed!
Both Bristol and Dublin airports are almost a kilometer from check in/ out to gate, (cheapo Ryanair I guess), so Ilges unzipped knee was totally shot the first day here, and has continued in its ongoing degradation
In "The Grounds" Newt enjoying his dotage,
with motor bikes
The missus modelling the
Newts wall outside of kitchen

A short trek in Ireland

Dublin is a lovely city, still lots of "The Church" here, and recent poverty is still in evidence in many areas, but it certainly has a great feel to it. Lots of pedestrian only streets - Toronto take note!
Dublin, the Graffiti area. Lots of it
The city's get about bikes are so much better than Toronto, Euro5 ($C8) for a three day pass. I got one and nearly fell off within 30 seconds, (no balance), Ilge tried ("very heavy"), and biked on the wrong side of the road. We got about 300 metres to the next bike port, then gave up. Ilges knee didn't make it either

Jamesons Brewery Tour. I've had worse tours
Some look out tower in Kilkenny
I climbed it and came down again
and still lived
What a pair!
 From the top of the tower
With first class wobbles too
Kilkenny Castle
It was pretty dull, actually, all of Kilkenny was
But I wasn't in my best form

"Did" several long city walks (me), including a chapter relating to Mr Blooms movements around his lunch, and bus tour (missus), a few evening entertainments with varying success ("Once" was fun) and a tour of the Jameson's distillery - lots of free booze.
I also had 2 pints of Guinness..... OK.

After 4 days, we wanted to go to Galway, but as there's a festival on, no rooms anywhere, so Kilkenny for two days and back to Dublin for our flight back to TO
People friendly, grub, well British cuisine with a bit of attitude, but we lived, cheaper than UK
Back in Dublin, boring stuff (again!), Marks & Sparks underwear, a pub dinner and its farewell Europe, hello doctors and surgeons.....

and so, it ends,
Or more likely, degrades to regular life

Yes, we arrive back in TO today, suggestions for continuing and indeed, advancing our hedonistic retirement centric lifestyle, will be assessed and pursued if relevant

Take care (if anyone's still reading that is)

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