Sunday, 14 September 2003

2003 August 26th - Sept 15th, Vilanculos, Iqana Lodge, Mkoze, KwaZulu Natal - Durban, Himmeville South Africa 👍

September 2, 2003, Iqana Lodge, Mkoze, KwaZulu Natal, South Africa Elevation 110m


Well, good news and bad news. Actually, it's all bad news
Yes, we are back to civilisation in SA. (that's the good and bad news). I knew our great times had to be coming to an end soon - we are running out of Marmite.
Vilanculos, we have packed, had our photo op time
say our goodbyes and get on the road

It's 6:30AM, the sun is rising to my right, and far off in the distance I hear the trucks on the N2 grinding down to Durban, about 250Km to the south. This is Iqana Game Ranch - a truly lovely place about 80Km south of Mozambique
The place to be appears to be Tofo Beach
Everything in Mozambique is 16th century
I have just made a coffee for Ilge, it's really strange to think that our post Mozambique concept of a good coffee is one made with instant and actually has milk in it. This idea will no doubt only last as long as it takes to finish it, but gives you some idea as to how primitive Mozambique actually was.
Of course, being here means that our glorious adventure is about to end.

We have come this way to drop in to see Mike & Kerry en mass in Durban, rather than fight our way through Gauteng to drop Aiden & Kayla off in Johannesburg and then Kayla & I head back to Durban. But, the fact remains, that Durban is very civilised, and for us, not the adventure location of our choice any more.
Our adrenaline wind down has been going on for about 3 weeks now. Since 
On route, we stop at local bus stops
which seem to have loads of fruits and edibles. 
 Chimanimani, we have come to the realisation that this lifestyle and life expectations, will actually end once we get onto our flights. Now only a matter of days away. Aiden is actually ticking off the days, (10 till he's back in Toronto), not that he is anxious to leave here, more like (as with Kayla) anxious to see their friends again. 2 months plus with only each other to beat up on, occasionally leaves them wanting fresh concepts of how to bug people.
Not only that, my server has been a real pain for being down at all the wrong times, so I have not been able to email since Bulawayo 6 + weeks ago. 
At one place we get pinapples, bananas and
"Nartjies" clementine oranges
Even phone calls have been severely restricted. The good side of this however, is that we have absolutely no clue as to what is going on in the world, and personally, I'd like to keep it that way. However, this is as much of a dream as it ever was, and I know that within a few days, reality in the form of George Bush, various bombs, killing various folk both notables and obscure, anti this and that resulting in more killings, corruption, politics and the normal obnoxious style of what I term "CNN Life", will return with a full vengeance. Interestingly, we have lived and passed through one of the highlighted "hot" areas of the world, Zim, and have just come through an area of almost unsurpassed poverty (Mozambique). Strange how we can now associate with these places so much easier than "home". Hmmmm. I'm not sure if there is something "wrong" here, or we have finally come to realise where we belong.
Moz is even poorer than Zambia, less organised

I suppose that this is my last few days of total blissful ignorance of what has been going on in the world (Hah! as if I cared), for 2 months. Honestly, this state of complete ignorance, is highly recommended - you really do not need to know what is happening out there with the likes of George et al etc. Even a giant comet and the final destruction of Earth and life as we know it, is of only passing interest. After all, there is not much you can do about it any way.

Cannot say that I am looking forward to us returning "home".
Once again, I digress.
We head off down the beach road to Xai Xai beach
Yep, this is it
We arrived here last night after a fairly leisurely drive (in Mozambique, it's a big mistake to travel any other way). Our last few days in Moz were all enjoyable, even if it was only because we were going to be leaving there soon. Afraid that after Zim, nowhere is going to come close, so Moz which is even poorer than Zambia, less organised (apparently that is possible) and culturally, wildly out of my viewing area, comes way down the scale of place I enjoy being in.
After nearly a week in Vilanculos, we have packed, had our photo op time, buy a few more touristy items, say our goodbyes and get on the road South.
It suffices as a bed for the night
Margie, our local Mozambique guide, has given us some useful tips on where to head for, and we at least have a destination. She uses our questionable guide to Mozambique as the basis for recommendations. We also talked to a local at Na Sombra last night, and have an address for a place in Maputo. Maybe we will be lucky, lets hope our streak of well informed, or just plain Serendipity.

On the road, without a map or reasonable facsimile thereof, what was hopefully 180Km, is in fact 320Km. On route, we stop at local bus stops which seem to have loads of fruits and edibles. At one place we get pineapples, bananas and "Nartjies" clementine oranges. They are incredibly delicious: a whole bucketful for 20cents. Also cashews. As we drive, we see rows of people lined along the roadside selling all sorts of foodstuffs from the jungle, occasional fish and chickens, ubiquitous bags of charcoal, here and there.

We reach a town with fresh water lakes Marjie recommended we should stop at as it supposed to be lovely, but our sense of journey bids us just to move on. Obviously, we are into our endgame now.
The Indian Ocean is pretty well unconfined here.
For the last 50Km before Inhambane, we notice the whole region is suddenly coconut plantations. From way back Portuguese days I understand. Maybe it's to help get the coconuts to market, but the roads appear to be better (on average) here, and the villages look (ever so slightly), more prosperous. Lets be frank here, on a scale of 1 - 10, the prosperity index here is still hovering around 1.03 something. We are impressed enough to try stopping at a roadside café (this in itself was enough to create wild excitement amongst us) . Quite a large place though we were not up to asking for snacks. Just main course here.
Pretty deadly if you get stuck in these waves

Inhambane is another 30K north of the intersection with the EN1 as it is right around the bay, we end up heading North again for 30Km.
We get to Inhambane, with enough time to check out the town, and to find someone with some limited command of English.

The town looks like it was once, quite well thought out, now, it appears to be gently decaying (gently is good here, most are actively deconstructed way back) - which is a pretty good indication of how well it's doing. Beggars, still quite a few with one leg, and albino's spot the horizon. Both here, and all the villages on the way down appear to be totally over run with school children on the roads. Sometimes a kilometre of kids as you pass on the roads. There is no rhyme or reason, early or mid morning, mid day afternoon late into the evening. Piles of them on the road, mainly with at least a school shirt or blouse, often with similar "aid" satchels for their books if such a thing exists here, almost invariably without shoes. In town, being mid afternoon, there are bunches of kids waiting around most places. We do not feel any antagonism here.

The place to be appears to be Tofo Beach. It's another 30Km, but the road is pretty good. Arriving there at 3:00 is quite an unusual occurrence. We have the luxury of investigating all possibilities (3 actually), for our R&R locale for the night. There are several on this promontory, all trying to capitalise on a small stretch of beautiful beach. Three tourist spots are almost literally right on top of each other. We eventually settle for the place Marjie recommended: the Albatroz. About $US75 for a cottage with a sort of view, but what the hell? It's lovely here, and safe!

I was happy to stay for a couple of days here ( what the hell?), but it seems that end of trip frenzy is grabbing everyone, and we are all just as happy to carry on rolling slowly down the coast.

The local kids who sell shells and tourist crap
Once again, after a long drive, it's time for a beer and a few games of cards overlooking the Inhambane bay just in front of us. We have dinner (very small portions is all I can remember here), and throughout the night, we hear the generator kicking in and out as the power dies and returns. I have parked on some water pipes which the local builders need for water (they make their own brick for building here), so the car alarm is set off at 6:00 this time.

Next stop Xai Xai - another 220Km south. A couple of hours of driving. It's raining. Slowly, almost imperceptibly, the standards of roads, buildings, clothes, shops, markets and general well being improve. Poverty still demands attention, but is not as all prevailing as 500Km north.

Xai Xai has an ATM auto cash dispenser, that's about it. Still very basic, but slowly we see the environment improve. No longer a subsistence economy, it begins to resemble Africa as we knew it.

Once again, huge numbers of kids out on the road. Last time we said it was because it was Friday, now Thursday. Must be the Pope!

This is a large vacant plot right in the centre of town
Just before the main town, we head off down the beach road to Xai Xai beach. It looks like this place has also seen better days. Luckily, after a few round trips looking for anything that looks like a place to stay, we chance on some resident Americans who point us to the local city camping spot. It's an ok kind of place, a little decrepit, but a great view. We take a family room. Four beds in a run down little building - hardly a bargain at $70.00 per night, bit it has a sort of kitchen where we can chop up our gathered fruits and cans from the markets and snack a bit. It suffices as a bed for the night, and the prawns turn out to be excellent. The Indian Ocean is pretty well unconfined here. Pretty deadly if you get stuck in these waves.
There is a security guard here, but his main job seems to be to chase off the local kids who sell shells and tourist crap. Funny when the guy in charge asks one of these kids to show us the places on offer.
Early morning and the rain starts again. The car alarm wakes us up. It's RAINING! This security device is a little over the top. Still, rain or not, the security guy was there within 10 seconds. At least he takes his job seriously.
Maputu.
We drive through 
the city for an hour or so


Again, we are heading out, this time to Maputo. Supposedly a fantastic city.
Again, on the road, we see lots of police road blocks. Typically they ignore us totally. Its Friday, and they are far more interested in the traffic heading out of Maputo. After only 2 hours, the city comes into being as large amounts of the roadsides become taken up with warehouses, large markets and an endless pile of rusting discarded vehicles. On the city's outskirts, Maputo is dirty, dusty noisy and extremely confusing.

We are aware again of who we are: Tourists with money and lots of items with good resale value on the black market inside their vehicle. "Shields up!"
Our first stop at the house recommended by out restaurant buddies, is a wash out "by reservation only", We are directed to any old hotel, $US110 per night, only street parking. Forget it. After driving through the city for an hour or so, I'm suddenly aware that the place reminds me strongly of "Damascus - this is a very good sign. It also has it's poverty. This is a large vacant plot right in the centre of town. There are lots of people eking out some form of "living" out of city garbage.
Ilge & I head off to catch the ferry
Eventually, we settle (long story) for a 5 star hotel for $US125 per night. The Girassol Bahia Hotel on the Central C, Avenida Patrice Lumumba, We all agree it's worth it.

The kids, god bless them want to stay in the hotel - could be the TV with thousands of channels suddenly appeal to them. Ilge & I head off to catch the ferry across the river (Sabe) on a really tiny rickety boat. At the village of Catembe. On the other side of the estuary, we again live it up with prawns, and watch as the cook prepares the food in the spacious kitchen (outside in the dust).

We have lucked into a map of the town at the local backpackers. It has a lot of very useful information like where the "NO GO" areas are (lots) and also the craft markets. Its Saturday, so there is the weekly crafts sale in the city today. It finishes at dusk. As we get off the boat, the sun is getting close to sunset. We have 30 minutes and $100 to spend.

We again live it up with prawns,
and watch as the cook 
prepares
the food
 in the spacious kitchen
As we arrive, everyone is packing up. No problem. We are after Makonde - carved Ebony. There is a feeding frenzy for 10 minutes, and we end up carrying arm fulls of stuff back to the hotels. We are almost out of local cash.
Dinner at one of Maputo best restaurants. Mimos.

We seem to have a much higher hit rate where everyone finds the food "perfect" in Africa than we are used to in North America, and certainly Europe. Here is another. This place was truly a fantastic meal - everyone agrees this was one of the top three

Sunday, after a great night of lounging in 5 star comforts, and we are out looking for final bits to buy with our last Mozambican money - it's not worth anything except perhaps in Zim. This place certainly has its pleasant side, and I could happily work here for a few months.
While packing the van, a beggar type guy approaches me with his tale of woe. I am usually totally impervious to these sad stories, but this one really is very sad. 
As we get off the boat, the sun is getting close to sunset
We have 30 minutes and $100 to spend.

He says he's a teacher from Tanzania, who has fallen out with the government. He's trying to get to South Africa, but has been waiting for a visa for months. His family is still back in Tanzania. He is a teacher but cannot get any work, and lives hour by hour as he is constantly robbed by others. Not unusual, probably not even terribly tragic compared to some. I give him some cash. I wonder how he survives and he heads off to buy some food.....
We buy a few more touristy items
Makonde's, actually from Tanzania
And head towards Home

We have all decided the the pleasures of Maputo have been had, and again head out, East and South, this time toward SA. It's not what any of us want anymore, its just a gateway back to Toronto. In itself, no longer any great shakes when it comes to living.

No doubt we will come to terms with "civilisation" especially the Canadian version when we have to endure it again.
The Mozambican border crossing into SA

I think back to when Ilge & I first left Africa back in 1980. I needed to update my career, it being at least 5 years out of date after so long just doing things I had training and experience in. For 20 years after that, we forgot all about what Africa had. No, that's not quite true, we simple decided to live somewhere else and withdrew from Africa's potential. Now in retrospect, we see that it is all still here inside us in all of it's multi faceted and many obscure, obtuse and downright awful pitfalls and dangers. For those of us with a bit of adventure in them, it still enthrals and captivates us.
For those who do not know it, cannot love it, or are simply ignorant of the place, it's just a continent of war, nepotism, drought, stupid dictators, poverty and worse.

Living it, daily, accepting it's faults and potential, you are quite simply on a different planet.

Odometer: 313581 Distance Travelled: 1106Km Trip Distance: 1050Km, Total Trip 7904 Km

September 13th: Spy Road, Durban, South Africa. Elevation 150M
Iqana Game Ranch - a truly lovely place

It's 6:30AM, the sun is rising to my right
A swimming pool attracts our attention
in 
Hluhluwe

OK. This is it, we are finally on our way home, any second in fact. I type my final bits before we depart. I have organised to take Mike, Kerry, Jose and his wife Rita out to "The best Curry place in Africa". We are heading out for lunch, and to settle financial details with Jose regarding the payments for the cruiser, which should by now be steaming away from here.

We have been at Mike & Kerry's for nearly a week, and believe me, we know it's definitely time to leave here. 
Within a few hundred metres of the gate

I must admit (must I?) that I am really glad to be leaving, not for want of fun things to do, or exciting vacation functionality, or because we are travelled out, but because we are now "At An End" and recognise our limits of staying here any longer.


Both Kayla and I find Mike has become (or always was) pretty obnoxious towards us. We need to leave here
3 rhino

Last week, we leave Iqana Lodge after 3 days, and tooddle down to Hluhluwe (that SH'SHLewee) Umfolozi Park right in the middle of ZuluLand - another final redoubt for the worlds ever dwindling supply of Rhinos - probably the biggest concentration I have ever been to: something like 1400 White and 1100 Black Rhinos - a truly incredible number.

Apparently at least a fifth of the world's black and white rhino population reside here. There are more Rhino's than the elephant population in fact.
The cell phone is busy again booking up our last few days here in the southern hemisphere.
Apparently at least a fifth of the world's black 

We do our last "wilds" supermarket purchases in the town before we head into the park - we are really not used to so much in the way of stuff to buy - I will not say I've missed these goods, but after a few months in Zim and Mozambique, you do recognise them for what they are: simply mainly luxuries.
The park is just down the road, and all I needed to say was that we had booked in, and we are through the gates.
Elephants, lotsastuff

Within a few hundred metres of the gate, 3 rhino, elephants, lotsastuff. There are water holes here. Very pretty area, used to be the Zulu kings own private game reserve before the Brits pillaged it.

We have pre booked our stay at "Hill Top". A fancy name for a lodge, but it is in fact on top of a hill with fantastic views, and turns out to be quite nice in a touristy kind of way.
A world beating white rhino population reside here

We immediately notice that we are totally back in Tourist Country. Germans, French, Japanese, Brits. All asking inane questions and changing their money at the local desk rate (about 20% less than bank rate). What beginners!

Yep, it's all here

We feel like we are back in so called "civilisation" again, even though we are hundreds of miles off the beaten track here, it is still very much on the SA tourist circuit.
It's just one night here. Two double rondavels with a shared kitchen.
A swimming pool attracts our attention, and we are off. Parent & kids games. WOW! this pool is one hell of a chlorine trap, I retire to the shower to get it off . It's awful.
Game run, another toodle. Not much.

Back to Hill Top base and dining.
We find that we have left a large part of our food at the supermarket. We did not pay for it, so I guess that's ok.
We avoid starvation
And the usual cute stuff


Still, we fish around for a home made nosh. No light on the paths, but that's ok. The kitchen is great. Probably our last really great Southern Hemisphere night of stars. It's cold, but once again, stunningly beautiful for this towny folk. Come morning, and it's our final family loop round a game park. I realise it may be the last EVER. Aiden is now 15, and will probably not want to come this way with his parents again. Ilge & I are always game to head off here, but without the kids? Who knows.
Ilge is fascinated by the local bird life
Here, Mike & Kerry's bird bath

These thoughts are uppermost in my mind as we exit the park gate (not much stuff on route), and head toward the N2.


South Africa again. Neuroses to the fore, lock the doors, charge up the cell phone, PANIC!!!!
It's a relatively short trip to Durban - only about 3 hours, but it feels much longer, probably my dread at leaving our halcyon days finally behind us and quite simply irrecoverable.......
The Himmeville Arms on our way to Sani Pass

Our hotel for the week end 

Durban, We meet Mike & Kerry at the surgery, with just a little help from some cell phone directions - as it's Wednesday they end at 1:00PM. Up to a restaurant in Kloof (just up the road from Pinetown) to catch up.
Seems like a lot has happened since Kayla & I left what? 11 weeks ago.
Robbery (they were out), Kerry's mother died and her daughter had her car (and lots of her bosses cash) stolen. Wow - what a lotacrap to live through! Apparently the thieves were disturbed, as when they arrived home, all sorts of stuff (including our packed suitcase) was strewn around the house and lawn.
Kerry has booked a driver to take us up to
 Sani Top
 pub. Oh Joy!
I didn't have the time to see these last time

We catch up, check out the food, coffee and head back to re acquaint with the dogs. We need to take the roofbox off to get into the grounds - electric fences all over. This time the roof box is much heavier than last time we took it off, but at least it is not raining (like last time we did this).
Ilge is fascinated by the local bird life in the trees around the house.
It is a lot cooler than when we left. Positively cold at night in fact.
We settle into leaving.
Sorting & Packing, organising and disposing.
No, this is real tourist stuff complete
with a 
guided tour of the road up
This looks familiar

I eventually call the shipping line, and find out that the boat to take the cruiser back to Hamilton Ontario, just down the road from home in fact, actually leaves in 5 days - next Monday! That means its doing all the paperwork, packing and organising in about a day & a half. It needs to be at the dock 3 days before it gets loaded. It turns out that we have an extra few days, but we get active fast. The kids seem to simply set into a TV and Dog mode. Aiden anxious to go, Kayla dreading an extra 5 days here, with just me, Mike & Kerry.

Sani Top
Been there,
Done That
Sani Top pub

We pack a pile of stuff into our time while we are all together, call up a few folks we met on route (Pam & Alan from Bulawayo, and Justin from Hazyview), book flights for Ilge & Aiden to get up to Joburg, buy a few books and say our communal goodbyes. The Butcher Block - our favourite restaurant in Pinetown, gets another visit from us all.
Some of the Lesotho residents
Total tourist rubbish. All included in the package

One of those new fangled
LandCruisers - I prefer mine

A first for us at the ice bend
Beautiful drive, but a lot of prattle from our driver. ("Isn't it amazing?", well, no actually)

Glad to get back to SA again
I found it all immensely boring
and condescending at the same time

The weekend of 6th/ 8th up to Himeville: gateway to Sani Pass.
Kerry generously lends us her car for the trip. Last time we came this way in the Cruiser, it took about 5 hours to get there.

then into the Giant Castle for our morning coffee
At the Himmeville Arms, our hotel for the week end, the Rugby is on (or was it Cricket?) , monopolising the TV and everyone in this sport mad nation, So that is about all that happens while we are there. Not much to go to near abouts except eat and drink - not too bad a past time.
Eventually we find it:


Mount Lebanon Park
Ashley takes us on some truly incredible treks.

Kerry has booked a driver (and one of those new fangled LandCruisers - I prefer mine), to take us up to Sani Top pub - "The highest pub in Africa". Of course, it does not have the excitement that it did last time with the family and our accommodation reliant on the cruisers ability to crest the next ridge: No, this is real tourist stuff complete with a guided tour of the road up (?), and some of the Lesotho residents. I find it all immensely boring and condescending at the same time.
Back to the chalet for lunch and down the hill - a first for us at the ice bend, to SA again by 15:00. Beautiful drive, but a lot of prattle from our driver. ("Isn't it amazing?", well, no actually). Returning on Sunday,
Can't say that I enjoyed it
 riding underaround and through the mountains 


Monday and we all scout out the beach front and load up with a pile of stuff for friends, Christmas, whatever we can rationalise in fact. Back to pack it all into the cruiser.
Eventually, the Cruiser gets loaded, and its time to send it on its way & I'm down to the docks with it. Its just "Leave it there with the keys in it", and I leave. (It arrived safely 6 weeks later). Lunch with Jose - what a fantastic guy! Thanks again Jose! We head back to Kerry's old pub for a final pint and then to the airport.
Ilge & Aiden depart, Kayla & I feel left behind.
and we have 3 great final days 

Kerry, God Bless her, has given our final days of freedom here as we use her car for a few days. Kayla & I can finally get out of this place to some horse riding in the Dracks.

We head out in a vague direction toward the Dracks knowing there is the perfect place for us somewhere. An overnight at some forgotten hotel, then into the Giant
in this beautiful place
Castle for our morning coffee.
Eventually we find it: Mount Lebanon Park. It is owned and run by Ashley who is a Brit from way back who has lived in SA for decades. He loves horses and everything to do with them.
However, we finally depart and trudge back 

What a terrific location in the heart of a World Heritage site in the Dracks.
What a place, and it's exactly what we want. Pristine environment, miles from everywhere, Ashley takes us on some truly incredible treks. riding under, around and through the mountains and we have 3 great final days in the beautiful place.
However, we finally depart and trudge back to Durban in the rain. Back to our temporary home in the Southern Hemisphere.
Wonderful, but, I will be glad to get on the plane again. As much because I miss Zim as I miss Canada and the other half of the family. We have done our "trip of a lifetime" again. We have all survived and loved (almost) every minute of it.


I will be back, maybe to live out my waning days here (wonder if I will ever have "waning" days?), but that is still (hopefully....) a long time off.
God! I love this continent!
to Durban in the rain.
Here, the Durban township (stay away!)

And with one mighty flick of the computer power button, he was gone..........













Odometer: 314046 Distance Travelled: 465Km Trip Distance: 360Km, Total Trip 8369Km 

And......... many, MANY years later, when I have nothing better to do than revisit these 25 year old blogs, this time to finally add many more pix from the video camera, for all you folks totally devoid of a realistic view of entertainment.
Here they are:


Hluhluwe Imfolozi Parl

I remember shopping in the nearby town, but left the main grub in the supermarket. Such is the travels of aging folk


This hurt..... Probably Iqana Lodge

Aiden insisted on yanking me up. Ouch!

Damn kids!

We stay with Mike and Kerry in Durban
It sort of works, but wouldn't do it again
We thank them with a "Guided tour" of Sani Pass
Pretty bad, ands preferably forgettable
There was a RoRo boat in the harbour leaving within a day or so
I had to rush the van down to the port and so we were vehicle less
And we had several days left in SA to kill
Kayla desperately wanted one last
galop in the Draks
And Kerry lent us he beat up car (thanks again)
So, we both had our final wishes fulfilled in our last days here

And then as the scribe noted above, in one mighty click, we were heading back "Home", which actually was home then, and still is all these years later.

From your Correspondent/ April 2nd 2025

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