Dateline: 2014 June 16th: London, Ontario, Canada
The tour map
The European grandish Tour
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Club Shem Paradisio (as I have christened it) It's always lovely to be back here and contemplate life, as in don't talk to me about life |
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There's a great stall for hand made cheese here Saint-Antonin-Noble-Val I usually buy about 5Kgs |
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The local market feels like it hasn't changed since the revolution |
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There's always something to do as a retiree in France Sure, often it's nothing, but that's our job now Nothing and a side order of consuming |
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Ben is a big developer biologist at Roche Roche supports a lot of the art galleries in town The gallery is more than happy to give family discounts |
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All art is politics Or is it some metaphysical concept to simply make you think about who you are? |
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Metaphysical concept did I say? Hey! It's making me think |
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Speaking of metaphysical concepts We hire bikes and do the town It's well set up for biking and hardly any death riding |
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Switzerland is so old that all the city ordinances appear to date from about 1300, so the city luminaries get around no new buildings by the river ordinances by allowing "Pop Ups" 40 foot containers that are not permanent but are viable bars, chip shops and boutique, well anything really |
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Time to contemplate our next drink |
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More metaphysical concepts on the Rhine |
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Ben takes us to one of his favourite hikes |
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Luckily, I have no idea what he's got in store for me, because if I did, I'd probably stay in Basel. It's a long hike |
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Two and a half hours later Luckily Ben took all the weight like water and grub |
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Obviously, most folks don't walk up to the hotel There's a direct route by rail. We take the back down I don't think I could have made it any other way |
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Time for a cruise across the lake and.....
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With Ben, there's always time for a glass or two of wine |
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We head back via the ferry to Lucerne (maybe) |
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Now this is fun. Ben meets with some of his work colleagues on the banks of the river |
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We bring disposable BBQ's and wine and live it up |
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All the locals partake in a float down the river in summer You have or borrow a "Wiklefisch" where you stow all your gear and use as a float as you head downstream for about 2Km. KIt's great |
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Post Wickelfisch. Basel is a truly lovely place. It's totally international, english is everywhere, it's chock full of expats on incredible salaries. My kind of place 50 years ago |
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If you can afford to live and play in Basel, you've pretty well made it in the career game
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Basel is a pretty international city, so it's easy getting a flight to Iceland from here
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Someone around here need new knees? Our AirBnB in Reykjavik. It was one of the cheapest, plus pretty dire |
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Downtown Reykjavik. Yep, this is Iceland's coffee shop, but it was very good Just as an FYI, assume everything in Iceland is unbelievably expensive |
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Here we are waiting for the puffin cruise, which is also on the menu tonight It's also the quay for whale watching |
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This guy is from the Faroes Islands, population about 20,000 I think, but a fun enough tour of the birds |
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Iceland doesn't seem to mind showing tourists the local birdlife in the morning, and having them on the menu in the evening |
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Yes, we were both guilty of crimes against nature |
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Same with whales And this is the restaurant on the other side of the dock where you do another type of whale watching Mine's medium rare thanks It was very gamy and very tasty
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Yes, Gothic horror. Concrete extravaganza masquerading as art
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Iceland is pretty much all as desolate as this
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We get a car and we're out into the wilds It's like something out of Mordor with occasional treats of these hardy flowers all over |
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We head out of town where we have another Airbnb out in the middle of nowhere. The hot tub has a hot feed from the local geyser, and a cold feed from the local glacier. We have a wine feed from the duty free |
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The Althing was founded here in 930 at Þingvellir Maybe site of the oldest parliament in the world.
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And this crevasse is actually the continental divide Yep, this is where the European and North American tectonic plates start their multi million year trek |
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We had a picnic. There are 2 supermarkets in Reykjavik and neither have much more than spam |
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My favourite place in Iceland |
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Yep, we had one, or occasionally more every day we stayed Because the water has no additives, constant immersions doesn't appear to bugger up your skin |
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plus my favourite Icelander Her favourite meal is apparently, sheeps head. No, that's not what she fed us |
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We head east. There's only one road and it goes around the island. We only head east about 100Km |
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There's always clouds, and usually rain so often waterfalls |
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This is, or was, a glacier, and the black muck, gentle reader, is our pollution, like Canadian forest fires et al, writ large |
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Actually, VERY large |
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And here are the guilty parties |
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Gullfoss Falls, with tourist |
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Same falls, same tourist |
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It's actually quite exciting, but Iceland's thrill is mainly in it's hot water and glaciers
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Tourists, multiple, at the front of the falls when the sun was shining |
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We stop at one of the little communities on the route every place has a swimming pool, hot tubs heated of course by the local tectonic activities It's free for us old folks
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As befits an island made solely by tectonic upwellings, there's obviously lots of subterranean heating. This is a geyser
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Our flight is in the evening, so we indulge in a few hours at the Blue Lagoon. It's actually quite a good gig Bring your own towels and shower at least 3 time I was still itching 2 days later |
And then it's back to Canada for family business in London
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Having kids is outrageously expensive, educating them!? Hah! Don't ask |
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Family portrait celebrating Kayla now being officially unemployed. (Unemployable?) A family trait, long in the making handed down from father to daughter (and son)
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