Monday, 16 June 2014

2014, May 15th, June. 16th France, Switzerland, Iceland, Canada 👍

Dateline: 2014 June 16th: London, Ontario, Canada

The tour map

The European grandish Tour

Club Shem Paradisio (as I have christened it)
It's always lovely to be back here and contemplate life, as in don't talk to me about life 

There's a great stall for hand made cheese here
Saint-Antonin-Noble-Val
I usually buy about 5Kgs

The local market feels like it hasn't changed since 
the revolution
There's always something to do as a retiree in France
Sure, often it's nothing, but that's our job now
Nothing and a side order of consuming



The road/ track less travelled from the
Alexanders into town through
the vineyards


There's an institutional constitutional just about
every Sunday, usually constructed and led by the neighbours
Martin & Natalie


Way out in the back roads, we help ourselves to
someone's cherries


I do a general training course in shucking oysters
Leo and Fahrine 


Another wine tour in the local terroir
Here with neighbours, Natalie and Martin
Martin will die if he drinks any alcohol


Hey, this blog is purely for my own amusement
so yet another pix of us noshing oysters and cheese
outside is simply my idea of a great posting pix
A day trip to Roquefort

Milau suspension bridge
After the first few views, it begins to Ho Hum

We head to Basel to see Ben

Basel is quite the real cultural deal
















Ben is a big developer biologist at Roche
Roche supports a lot of the art galleries in town
The gallery is more than happy to give family discounts










All art is politics
Or is it some metaphysical concept to 
simply make you think about who
you are?



Metaphysical concept did I say?
Hey! It's making me think
Speaking of metaphysical concepts
We hire bikes and do the town
It's well set up for biking and hardly any death riding

Switzerland is so old that all the city ordinances appear
to date from about 1300, so the city luminaries get around
no new buildings by the river ordinances by allowing "Pop Ups"
40 foot containers that are not permanent but are viable
bars, chip shops and boutique, well anything really
Time to contemplate our next drink

More metaphysical concepts on the Rhine

Ben takes us to one of his favourite hikes

 Luckily, I have no idea what he's
got in store for me, because if I did,
I'd probably stay in Basel.
It's a long hike



 Two and a half hours later
Luckily Ben took all the weight
like water and grub




 It's not just us walkers up here


We have a fabulous day for it
I remember I was so sweaty that
I actually wrung my hat out.
Yes, actually






















 Can you see it up there?
That's my beer waiting for me
Nearly 4 hours up

Of course, Ben had jogged up the last 2 Kms or so
so he was on his 3rd beer by the time I dragged my arse
up here



 I take the big picture attitude
I made it


Obviously,  most folks don't walk up to the hotel
There's a direct route by rail. We take the back down
I don't think I could have made it any other way


Time for a cruise across the lake and.....

With Ben, there's always time for a glass or two of wine


We head back via the ferry to Lucerne (maybe)









Now this is fun. Ben meets with some of his work
colleagues on the banks of the river

We bring disposable BBQ's and wine and live it up

All the locals partake in a float down the river in summer
You have or borrow a "Wiklefisch" where you stow all your gear
and use as a float as you head downstream for about 2Km. KIt's great



Post Wickelfisch. Basel is a truly lovely place. It's totally international, 
english is everywhere, it's chock full of expats on incredible salaries.
My kind of place 50 years ago

If you can afford to live and play in Basel, you've
pretty well made it in the career game













Basel is a pretty international city, so it's easy getting a flight to Iceland from here



Someone around here need new knees
Our AirBnB in Reykjavik. It was one of the cheapest, plus pretty dire


Downtown Reykjavik. Yep, this is Iceland's coffee shop, but it was very good
Just as an FYI, assume everything in Iceland is unbelievably expensive


Here we are waiting for the puffin cruise, which is also
on the menu tonight
It's also the quay for whale watching
This guy is from the Faroes Islands, population about 
20,000 I think, but a fun enough tour of the birds
Iceland doesn't seem to mind showing tourists
the local birdlife in the morning, and having
them on the menu in the evening


Yes, we were both guilty of
crimes against nature
Same with whales
And this is the restaurant on the other 

side of the dock where you do another
type of whale watching
Mine's medium rare thanks
It was very gamy and very tasty


Yes, Gothic horror.
Concrete extravaganza masquerading as art


Iceland is pretty much all as desolate as this

We get a car and we're out into the wilds
It's like something out of Mordor with occasional
treats of these hardy flowers all over
We head out of town where we have another Airbnb out in the
middle of nowhere. The hot tub has a hot feed from
the local geyser, and a cold feed from the local
glacier. We have a wine feed from the duty free

The Althing was founded here in 930 at Þingvellir
Maybe site of the oldest parliament in the world.

And this crevasse is actually the continental divide
Yep, this is where the European and North American
tectonic plates start their multi million year trek


We had a picnic. There are 2 supermarkets in Reykjavik
and neither have much more than spam


My favourite place in Iceland

 Yep, we had one, or occasionally more
every day we stayed
Because the water has no additives,
constant immersions
doesn't appear to bugger up your skin

plus my favourite Icelander
Her favourite meal is apparently, 
sheeps head. No, that's not what she
fed us

We head east. There's only one road and it goes 
around the island. We only head east about 100Km
There's always clouds, and usually rain
so often waterfalls

This is, or was, a glacier, and the black muck, gentle reader, is our pollution, like Canadian forest fires et al,  writ large
Actually, VERY large
And here are the guilty parties

Gullfoss Falls, with tourist
Same falls, same tourist

It's actually quite exciting, but Iceland's thrill is
mainly in it's hot water and glaciers

Tourists, multiple, at the front of the falls when the sun was shining

We stop at one of the little communities on the route
every place has a swimming pool, hot tubs heated of course 
by the local tectonic activities
It's free for us old folks


As befits an island made solely by tectonic
upwellings, there's obviously lots of
subterranean heating. This is a geyser

 
Our flight is in the evening, so we indulge in a few hours
at the Blue Lagoon. It's actually quite a good gig
Bring your own towels and shower at least 3 time
I was still itching 2 days later






























































And then it's back to Canada for family business in London

Having kids is outrageously expensive, educating them!?
Hah! Don't ask
Family portrait celebrating Kayla now being officially unemployed. (Unemployable?)
A family trait, long in the making handed down from father to daughter (and son)

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