Monday, 30 October 2000

2000 October 15th - 30th: Lokuthula Lodges Victoria Falls, Caribea Bay, Kariba Zimbabwe

Wednesday, October 18th, Sinamatella Lodge, Hwange, Zimbabwe

Route: Lokathula Lodge, Victoria Falls - Caribbea Bay Resort, Kariba
The park takes up a fair lump of the southern bank of the upper Zambezi
No one around, no animals, well, live ones anyway here either

Wow! What a place, what a park, what a shame!
We heard today that there are food riots in the streets of Harare, general strike and chaos. Luckily, the animals in the park do not go on strike as far as I know.
Lots of animal bits here, often, just close to the side of the road
Last Sunday, after an evening's game drive in what we now consider to be an almost deserted park (only giant herd of Buffalo, Impala, Hippo etc), and a few old bones that are lying around the place we are "lucky" enough to get a guest house cancellation at one of the lodges in the Zambezi River Park.

This is just inside the actual park, and here there are massive amounts of baboons, all sifting through the trash cans, warthogs, and occasional hippo snorts from the river, just 50 metres away.
I mean BIG bones, lots of them too
The service was OK. I guess there's not
much tourist traffic her
























The lodge has all the basics once again, fridge, 4 beds, kitchen, pots, pans utensils etc, but the genteel decay betrays years of neglect or budget shortfalls. No air, only fans, and it's pretty hot even by the river. We Gin&Tonic ourselves, and settle in for an early night. There is the luxury of mosquito nets over the bed, and we all make use of them.

October 16th, and we head out for Hwange - a 50's type of coal mining town that still supplies the local power station with cheap dirty coal. A quick stop at "the BIG tree" - a baobab that centuries of explorers have slept under and carved their names into.

We hear that there is always diesel at Hwangie - we can always head out of Zim again, but would prefer not to - not yet any way. We did manage to fill up quite easily yesterday - looks like Sunday deliveries of fuel. Gas seems to be easy to get, only diesel is in regular short supply.

We have no idea how people can live
Without tourists, the state of existence is dire
An easy 100Km run to Hwankie, on the road, we pass at least a dozen African crafts areas, not single store, whole villages making a living (or currently, not) off of what are actually very sensitive and well crafted wood and stone carvings. Of the 10/ 12, there may be two with any tourist topping to buy - this is so sad!
Aiden really wants to shop, so we eventually do. The prices are incredible. It's embarrassing to us, $C5.00 for a 2 Kg wooden hippo for Kayla (weight is easier to estimate than art), $C10.00 for a 3Kg stone elephant (Aiden). The pricing is quite embarrassing, $C10.00 will buy some incredibly carved wood or stone pieces.



Not much going on as we approach Main Camp
The incredible concept is that the park
is pretty much our own
I chat with a young guy who just comes up to the van as we wait for the kids. He is a book keeper with good qualifications, no job, and a view that something is wrong in his country. He tells me that he is from Kariba (a common tale), but had to leave because he was becoming too vocal re government etc. We talk for 30 minutes, and does not simply ask for money with a sob story. It's only when I tell him that I work with computers that he asks me about the possibility for his youth organisation. I tell him that it may be possible through some charity organisations who ship them out to 3rd. World countries, and undertake to investigate the possibilities for him. If you have any access to this type of charity, please send any totally working computing equipment to:
Fisani Mazalwayedwa,
Kariba Youth Trust 2100,
Box 390,
Kariba, Zimbabwe.

At Hwange town, there is lots of diesel, and the Baobab hotel - once again, genteel decay, maybe one other guest, full staff around, just in case someone like us turns up and great samoosa's.

We head out to a platform, fairly close to Main Camp
for the night. Pretty damn cool
Hwange park has 3 main camps with full facilities - restaurant, shops etc, and several lesser ones with only camping or chalets. Main camp is our first stop, and, due to the current government policies, is almost deserted (again!). We take a 4 bed cottage with shower, bog etc, and communal kitchen. The fees are (for us) very reasonable, only $Z700 ($C20.00) for adults, kids free!!. This turns out to be a one time payment, not daily like Botswana. There is a garage, but they have been out of diesel for a month...... We are ok for a while, but long trips are out till we fill up.
The platform overlooks a waterhole, still functioning
Often the water is supplied by diesel pumps
The Diesel is sponsored by Zim businesses
We have brought very little food, and that seems to be a good decision. The restaurant has quite edible food, good friendly service, and is extremely cheap too. The evening game drive takes us to a look out platform. Sable (a first), huge herds of elephant, then more, hyena's, buffalo and a bat eared fox on the way back - we have to be out by sunset plus 30 minutes.

Back at the camp, we meet a Canadian - Zim from Bellville who gives us a run down on the local park and environs. He tells us where the Wild Dogs, and lions are likely to be next morning. Seems that the Hwange Safari Lodge, 16Km outside the camp, has a great water hole viewing site, so we head off there. More sable, zebra, bui quite a way off. This is a four star, with prices to match (at least 4 times the camp rates), and there are two people eating. There is diesel here, but limited to 20 litres per day.

This is it.
The sun sets and we are not allowed to return until daylight
Tuesday, 17th, and we are up early, (5:30AM) to look for wild dogs. No luck there, so we head out to the viewing platform again. More of the same - my aren't we becoming blase about this?
After breakfast at the lodge, we again head out to the upmarket lodge, this time to book our Kariba timeshare and get our 20 litres of fuel. Again, no one there at RCI in Jo'berg, so we just leave a message to confirm our week. There is a very good map of the park here for Z$50.00 - this is infinitely superior to the photocopied handout from the park. Maybe we can avoid getting lost now.

Still no lions or wild dogs on our evening run which takes us on a wild loop around the back roads, now we know where we are going.

Wednesday morning game run - same stuff. We head off into the park, and at this low speed, the truck hesitates and dies. I'm out with the spanners bleeding the fuel with everyone on "lion watch". This would be exactly the time we get to see a large pride wouldn't it?

As we reach the viewing platform, the front wheels complain with noisy creaks, Oh Dear! There is a lot of goop dripping onto the tires - it's been doing this in a minor way for a while now, but it seems that I can ignore it no longer. This looks very serious. We head back slowly to the lodge, and the local maintenance shop. The mechanic diagnoses an oil seal... I do not have one of course, so he fills up the front diff with transmission oil and tells me I should be able to get to Hwankie ok.
It's actually, very exciting being out here on our own

Another bad day looms ahead of us, this could take a week or more, simply to get spares!
Luckily, the drive to Hwange town is uneventful, and I find the main garage.
There are two Europeans running the place, and are literally doing just that - running. I'm there for nearly an hour waiting for one of them just to talk to me - they don't. Eventually, the secretary grabs one of them and, not talking to me, but her, tells her that they are too busy, and spares are impossible. More long term aggravation. However, she recommend Hwange Motors, and Mike there takes one look at the problem, identifies it as "easy, no problem", and within an hour, we are back on the road. I told him about the spluttering, and he recommends changing the fuel filter - it seems to work!
All (known) problems have been fixed for $C30.00, and we head off, with a full tank, to Sinamatella camp. By no rights should we be here right now, but it seems that we are having (another), lucky break with the cruiser. Let us pray!

The dusk rush as Cape Buffalo head to the water hole
The road here is dreadful, and goes on forever. It's only 80Km, but feels much longer. This camp is wonderful. It's located on top of a 75 metre high ridge, so the view from everywhere, cabins, restaurant etc, is of Africa, stretching off into the far haze. Directly in front of us, is a plain, and we are told of all the animals that feed there, and the lions which feast off of them on an almost daily basis - not yet today though. We take the 4 bed cottage again
There are three other groups here, one Zim based showing some Scot folks around, two Brits out for a fast 2 week trip around SA & Zim, another couple and us. We have a few drinks, shandy's are great for this weather, and head off to the dams which have been recommended by the Zim folk. There are about 40 cabins and huge camping areas here - at 10% occupancy, we ask how long can this last?
It actually get's very dark, and to be quite honest
pretty frightening on our platform

On our evening game run, guess what? more large herds of buffalo. We get lost, but backtrack and get back before curfew.
The food here is probably as good as main camp, but is even cheaper than main camp.
It is so sad that so few people are here - this must translate into massive lay offs of the staff. No commercial venture can survive for long like this. Our house attendant is very nice- once again, very friendly, helpful and aware. These are not characteristics I found anywhere in Africans 20 years ago - this is remarkable considering the dire state of education here. - As ever, we are extremely impressed by the people here.
We have our final beer of the night with the other residents. As the day ends, I think of how badly the day started, and how incredibly well it finished. Praise the Lord and our trip continues!

Distance travelled this entry: 750 Km.

Distance moved on trip this entry: 400 Km

October 24, 2000 Caribbea Bay Resort, Kariba, Zimbabwe
Route: Sinamatella Lodge, Hwange - Caribbea Bay Resort, Kariba
Masuma Dam. I've told the family that this is where they should
throw whatever is left of me after most of my bits are scattered at Sinamatella
Well, as you can see, we made it, not only to Kariba, but also our time share here. We still have not talked to RCI, we seem to be getting on fine without actual contact, although, we were pleasantly surprised when we got here to find that a, we were booked in, and b, it was for a full week too.

On October 19th, back at Sinamatella, the Brits are leaving, and I discover they have two jerry cans for fuel. As they are off to Vic Falls, and back through Botswana, they have no more use for the cans, so I buy them. We move into a lodge (better facilities) and spend most of the day with schoolwork. Fractions, trig, reading, English & French. God it's hot! But we have a constant supply of water and shandy's.
Masuma Dam. Paradise incarnate
If you love Africa and what you need to do to stay ahead of it
We have this glorious plain immediately below us, but apart from a few elephant, and two black rhino, it's pretty bare.
Friday, 20th. We booked up to stay at Masuma Dam for the night. A few more calls to RCI to confirm our week at Kariba are just that. Still no confirmation, but the news is that Harare has quietened down now.

The Zim locals told us that, it's a little known fact outside of Zim, but you can actually stay at the platforms, and sites inside the park. These are always booked up, but as it's open season on booking, we try, and get the night at a pretty dam, about 20 Km from Sinamatella.

A slow day, but it gets very busy later
When we arrive, we find that we have a full time attendant here to clean, keep the fire going etc. We settle down for a view of the dam. This is just a viewing area, with a long concreted area covered by thatch with a wide view of the dam. This is another artificial water hole, supported by a diesel water pump, half a kilometre away. We have the exclusive use of this camp for the night. Once again, for the fifth time, we get our camping gear out of the top box. This must be an early November camp.
As there is no power here, unless we bring it ourselves, we have to survive on candles and our camping lights..It's been a long day, and we expect an equally long night, we all have a solar power shower at the camp, and make for an early dinner (flavoured rice on our gas burner). Time to do some more schoolwork, and sunset finds us washing up and brushing our teeth.
Probably slightly more exciting than learning
about it in school
The light fades, there are no spotlights on this dam, so it's starlight until the moon rises at midnight. There are only huge shadows around a faint sheen of water - the hippo's come out and a few larger shadows, elephants, come closer. We can see nothing distinctly. We can hear everything - bellows, grunts, screams. Which is what animal, we have very little idea.

The hide is literally crawling with bugs, we were thinking of sleeping on the ground, but a quick look down there shows just how unrealistic this idea is. Back in TO, we bought a bug killing impregnated mosquito net. It's finally time to dig it out and we hang it from a beam over our Price Club chairs.
All modern conveniences
The hide is only about 2 metres wide, but at one spot it widens to 3 metres. It's now pitch black and the tent in the top box. Somehow, we get the tent up, and the mattresses and bags inside. There is a great deal of snorting going on just outside the platform. The kids simply go to sleep, fitfully. We stay up and watch the shadows moving around, many no more that 15 metres away.
Abiot fires up the shower
Total luxury, African style
Yep, this is it. Me & the missus had previously settled on Mazima Springs in Kenya,
But this place, Sinamatella, is certainly my place of final "resting"
Sinamatella Camp, where Africa streches on forever
Eventually, we too go to bed in the tent. It is a fitful night. Throughout the night, there are ear splitting roars and bellows, which we know must be on the other side of the wall. Several of them are right next to us, and we vibrate occasionally. Kayla is not impressed. I must admit to being a little perturbed myself after a particularly raucous scream around 3:00AM. Ilge & I watch the animals in the slight moonlight. There is a whole herd of elephants on the other side of the dam, slowly they make their way across the water to the pipe supplying the dam. Once there, they start their trumpeting again. Quite spectacular. Ilge gets attacked by a frog, I get attacked by a very large insect. She stays till the dawn, I do not.
Next morning, Saturday, 21st. We compare notes and interpret various screams. The impregnated mosquito net is surrounded nay, inundated with insect carcasses, each of these being gently rotated and shepherded off by a few ants.

Back at Sinamatella, I fill up the jerry cans before we head to Robins camp, this is supposed to be lion and hyena central. The riots we are told have settled down, but we are still not convinced about getting to Kariba via Bulawayo / Harare. Looks like the easiest route will be through Zambia.
Our main pair of bins - our gift from Mart, have now been used so much they are actually falling apart. I make a bush fix, and hope to get some first aid to allow them to remain with us for the rest of the trip, later.

On the way to Robins, we get a huge flat - a blunt stone rips through the tire, steel belts and all. Maybe it's the extra weight of the diesel on the tires?? Aiden, Kayla and Ilge perform the lion lookout duties as I change the tire. It takes about an hour, and I'm a bundle of sweat and dust by the time I'm through. We take it easy getting to the camp.
Couldn't believe it. A rock cantilevered into the tire
Total and absolute destruction. Irreparable
Robins Camp, is quite sad, it has probably not seen any visitors for weeks. But, there is a restaurant, and we get a room easily (of course). Showered and changed, and it's time for a few beers. There are signs everywhere telling us that hyenas will eat ANYTHING, so do not leave shoes, pots walking sticks etc outside at night.
Aiden & I have steak, and Ilge and Kayla have curry. We all agree it's all awful, and Aiden feels nauseous. Sad really, everyone is only too willing to try.
Come morning, Sunday Oct 22nd, I'm up at 5:00, checking for hyena's etc. There is none.
Despite the lack of visitors, the camp continues operating, the admin office opens at 5:55 by running up the flag. Everyone immaculately cleaned and pressed. I hope that things change for them soon.
Looking around, Robins was obviously very well run and attended....... some time in the past. What was a swimming pool and playground, is now just a wasteland. The kitchen has smoke marks above the windows, they must cook on open fires now.
Victoria Falls Hotel. Well over rated.
I wasn't particularly well here,
so just getting across the border to Zambia was enough
sick from the food here
There is a mechanic on duty, even on a Sunday. He seems optimistic about repairing the tire. I'm not. After an hour, he shows me the result. Totally useless, not even a tube can fix this. We will have to be lucky to get to Vic Falls to replace this!
We decide that maybe we should just go, and try for breakfast in Vic Falls.
It's a long, bumpy, sharp road to Vic Falls from here. About 70Km of dirt, and 30 of tar. It takes us 2 hours, but we have no flats. Just as well.

A quick change of US$ in $Zim, and we celebrate at the Vic Falls hotel with lunch. Prices are fully westernised - about 4 - 6 times "normal" Zim rates. We smile and pay for a couple of beers and a salad each for what was a full days accommodations complete with food and drinks in the park! It was not as good as the Sinamatella food either. Although it's been high summer for quite a few weeks, I suddenly notice that we are standing on our shadows at 12:00AM.
The Zambezi from the bridge (see pix above)

We have a family conference, now it's my turn to feel woozy - shall we make a run and chance it through Zambia, or wait here for a spare tire? We run.
The bridge is driven by me, and walked by the family. View from bridge. View from bridge without railing.

The border to Zambia could have been easy if the carnet had been made out for this country. It was not. Never thought to look and check. I knew Zim was missing, but Zambia - they actually checked the fine print. After an hour, they gave us a temporary import licence for the car, (for which we were genuinely thankful), and, pausing only to be ripped off for $US12.00 by the local money changers (I still can't believe I let them get away with it!!), we are of to Choma, 215 Km up the road.
We are immediately stopped by a border guard, complete with an AK47, who asks for our insurance.
"What have you brought me from Canada?" This is guard talk for "What are you going to give me to let you through?" I tell him that we have brought the kids from Canada and he's welcome to them, he laughs and waves us through.
Last time I came to Zambia, it was quite poor, and very basic. It looks exactly as I remember it. Very African. The only difference now, is that the towns are packed with people, everywhere in the towns, they take up all the sides, and most of the road to walk. There are very few road signs here, so we hope to get through as this is the only tarred road for 100Km around.
The Lonely Planet tells us that there is really only one option for the night on the way to Kariba. It is in Choma at Gwembi Safaris. The road is pretty good, with occasional potholes, but we make it by 17:00. On the way into town, a young boy flags us down for a lift, we are obviously full, but as we pass, he gives us a good old fashioned North American finger. Obviously, US cultural hegemony, plus a need for freebies is at work here.
This is where the white water rafting starts
Ian welcomes us, at the farm and it's like being at home. We are too late for an organised meal, but we work out a scratch barbeque, and after a few beers and shandy's, we are well settled in. The farm also works as a tourist viewing area for a few crocs. We see them in the pit. The guide tells us that we would last 3 - 4 seconds if we fell in.... The fence is a few bamboo poles. We retreat.
Before dinner, we discuss Zim, Zambia, how he lives and makes a living, the state of various economies, and where Zambia is going. He tells us why there are no road signs here - the local population take them to make pots. Wow! This is still a desperately poor area.
We have a great time, dine well and pass a restful night.
Monday, Oct 23rd, the day our time share starts, and after breakfast, we pay with VISA and head out. There is a stretch of about 20Km of dirt road, which makes me twitchy, and the rest of the road is at best, variable, with occasional areas where you suddenly run into half a kilometre of potholes
Just before Mazabuku, the road turns South again. I tell everyone that this is as far North as we are going to get before we leave Jo'burg, Nairobi now simply being a fading idea. Maybe next year, or soonish.....
Zambia. I didn't take more than this on our 24 hour
venture there
At Mazabuku, we stop for a fill up - diesel is US$1.25 here - much more expensive than Zim. There is also a supermarket, good fresh produce included. It's strange to pay Kw2500 for a bag of apples, but this is only $C1.00, and milk at Kw1800 per 2 litres is cheaper than North America. The tills are manual, and have the tell tale chicken wire covers. We assume petty theft must be big here, and adjust our lifestyle accordingly.
It's lunch time, but we eat on the road (again). Fruit (peeled as we go), pies - really dreadful, juices and milk being our main intake. I have Kw9000 left (about $C3.50), which I give to the kids. They are collecting currency from each country we visit.
Once again, there are police stops, which usually wave us through, and Africa, wild, untamed, unused, corrupt and desperate stretches away. All along the roads there are bags of charcoal, or reed thatching for sale. This is about it for commerce in the bush.

The missus & I are both caught short with some gut problems, as the kids are ok, we assume it's from last nights food that the kids did not eat. This is quite a first for us - gut problems are rare for us!
The road toward Kariba is very busy, mostly laden truck going north into Zambia, and empty ones heading south. Quite a few of them are broken down on the road, on hills, nasty bends etc.
Money changers come out of the bush waving notes at us. It starts to heat up as we once again descend in altitude toward the river.
Caribbea Bay Time share. Hot, very hot, humid, 43C, but pretty much all our own
We leave Zambia at 15:30, over the Kariba dam - it's VERY big by the way, 500 metres across and 125 metres high - thats a long way down on the outflow side. Kayla and Aiden do not want to hang around in the middle.
Immigration give us a harder time getting back into Zim. Not exactly hard, but they actually ask us to fill in forms, and how much money we have. He gives me 30 days visa, but I tell him we need more, and I then get 90 days.
Once in, it's time to fill up with fuel - easy to get here it seems.
At the fuel station at the top of the hill from the dam, a local farmer drives in and the first thing he says is "ONTARIO!".
He's spotted our licence plate and finds it a bit incongruous. We chat, and seems like he's been to Canada, Seskatewan apparently doing a masters in farm management.

We both think an Ontario registered vehicle is pretty funny in Kariba and go our separate ways
We head off to Carribbea Bay.
It's a beautiful place, right on the lake, and we are expected. Bonus!
It's still early enough to get to the supermarket, so its unpack and go.
It's quite large, but once again, the selection is fairly basic. However, we stack up for a few days, and take the rest of the day off.
The lodge is large (again), with 3 bedrooms, very private; surrounded by trees and bushes. There are large (1 metre long) water lizards everywhere - relax they have legs, so will not bite us. The braai area is almost a building. Everything is finished in a garish pink adobe style. We can live with it.
School work?
Are you kidding
The "Kingfisher" time share is tacked onto the Carribbea Bar resort and Casino, which has a full restaurant, pool (two actually, but one is green), first aid centre with a full time nurse on duty. The grounds are green (no shit with a trillion cubic kilometres of water at your beck and call) and well looked after.
In the time share, there is also satellite TV so we tune into BBC World quite often. The best part (again) is that apart from a family from Zambia next door, we have the entire place to ourselves.
Lake Kariba is just 30 metres away, but its full of crocs and bilharzia, there is also an electric fence around the area to dissuade the keen aquatic life forms to stay away. We will simply have to get used to the two pools.
It's hot - bloody hot, and we sup away our G&T's in the pool as the sun sets over the lake. More Magic.
Tuesday, 24th. and I can locate a 4 x 4 techy via the phone book, and talk directly to him. It's 5000 Km service time, and if we are lucky, a replacement tire for the crap one. I take it in, passing a few elephants on the road as I drive into his garage. This guy specialises in Land Cruisers - he imports dead ones from Australia, and uses them for spares! Perfect. I leave the machine there, and will get it tomorrow. Yes, he has a "get by" spare for me, and it's a done deal. Pick up tomorrow. I'm grateful that, so far, we've always managed to get through some how.
Africa can be like that, you see incredible things here that could not possibly be allowed to work, by authorities, or nature in the west, but here, things appear to carry on regardless of facts and probabilities like vehicles seem to simply carry on working, Having said that, Africa can also be merciless. The wrong move, and you can be meat on the road, or an object a puff adder takes a dislike to. This is not a continent for those who cannot adapt, or take the initiative to make sure what you need to happen, happens.
Once again, we settle into vacation mode.
More rough times ahead.

Distance travelled this entry: 740 Km.

Distance moved on trip this entry: 910 Km

Monday, October 30th, Carribbea Bay, Kariba, Zimbabwe

The day before the rains broke. Incredibly humid and sweaty.
Only place to be is in the pool, skinny dipping of course

Finally, our days are numbered, the rains are here and we are all, at least cerebrally, gearing up to leave Africa.
Today, we resume our odyssey, but this time, it's with a feeling that we are at last heading home, even if it is still 8 weeks away. Even this (8 weeks), is still far more than the wildest vacation period for all but the most independent of travellers, so we can come to terms with this aspect.
During our stay here, I found an e-mail place, and was able to pick up some Toronto news.
Sadly, one of our good friends, Jim Loveland, who had been ill for a few years, died last Tuesday. Patty, his wife was not sure whether to tell us or not, but she e-mailed us anyway. It's very difficult to accept this at such a distance. We called her and had a long chat; we think of heading back, but Patty will not hear of it.
Really, there was no other escape from the heat here
This news takes us all back, Jim had survived so long and against so many odds, that we had every confidence that he would carry on. Sad days for us, and Patty.
Up to this news, we had been doing straight vacation stuff. The only other family in the complex who were from Zambia, left on Wednesday, and the place is now exclusively ours. We go skinny dipping at night, have the water slide to ourselves, and at the restaurant at the nearby casino, have incredible service. Once again, Zim cannot carry on like this for much longer, and the manager and waiters we talk to all tell us that they expect to be out of work sooner rather than later. This is Shona country - this is now the ruling party's tribal background, and the feelings here are exactly the same as in Matebele country.
We have spent the week with the kids, doing some more school work, taking a break staying cool on the water slide. I realise I'm not as young as I used to be, or even as young as I think I am! We also have a threesome on a full pipe of water - big mistake, Aiden & I have a smash up on the fourth chicane - painful connections.
There is yet more sun, schoolwork and pool. There is very little else here. Again, there are lots of arts and crafts, once again at silly prices. One seller was so desperate, he would take payment in Zambian Kwatcha - this currency is even worse than the Zim dollar.
The resort had a water chute . The water looked
and  smelt disgusting, but it was wet and cooled everyone.
The kids from the other family came down on their stomachs
and promptly ripped their toenails off.
Hmmm more water discolouration
We see occasional house boats on the lake, and the ubiquitous "kapenta" boats out trawling for small fry fish. These fish were introduced to the lake by Zambia back in the 80's, and the lake which now supports a fishing industry of sorts.
Kariba is a strange geographic place. Just like the landscape through the last 100 Km in Zambia, the area is hills - everywhere. Plus its quite confusing. Kariba "centre" is at the top of a hill - about 5 km from the lakefrnt, with a few shops, (there were more until the supermarket shut recently), post office, municipal offices and crafts. The actual Kariba area, is right on the lake, and down the main Harare road. I drive all over the place trying to locate stuff. One day we head up for lunch at the club - same sad story of grandeur reduces to scraps and flaking plaster. The membership is Z$40.00 each, the view is worth this much, but lunch is literally un eatable. This is a first for Zim.

The week passes. I e-mail a few times, Ilge, Aiden & Kayla but a few more goodies, once again, embarrassingly cheap, and we read, swim, sun do maths, geography, French (mostly in the pool) and some more current affairs - Africa division. We find a foreign exchange that give a fair rate (Z$55.00 = $US1.00) with no commission. The casino/ resort offers 51.00 but then wants another 6% commission on top of that.
As smelly as it was, it was a great time had by all
There is a fair amount of fuel here, so I fill up one of the jerry cans, just in case - we have no idea of what to expect in the interior.

Ilge knew some people here in Zim 20 odd years ago, in Harare and they are still listed in the phone book. We phone, innumerable times, but there is no answer. We even send a telegram - which cost $Z8.75 or $C0.15, but still nothing.....


Occasionally we meet and talk with some of the staff here, David & Susan are typical - they are married, he is a manager here at Caribbea, she a partner in a hotel near Vic Falls. They are both very worried about how much longer they themselves, their family and their country can continue like this.

One amusing item about the prices here, at the supermarket, I find local gin (quit acceptable to us plebs), cost $C2.50 - this is the full 750mL bottle bye the way. The large bottle of tonic costs almost this much!
On the Friday, 27th, the temperature carries on climbing - well past 40, if we had not survived it, I would have called it unbearable. The only problem with this resort, is that there is no air conditioning here!
We kept this up for a few hours
Then paid the Chutekeeper and went back for a braai
That however, was it, that evening the clouds roll in as we loll in the pool, once again watching the lights of Kariba come up. Lightning flashes, and finally, 1 week ahead of schedule, the rains begin. First showers, then torrents of it. Finally, a change from wonderful never ending beautiful sunny days.
Tom, Amanda & Britney call us on Sunday, 29th, and it was good to catch up again. Seems that we missed some fine weather in Canada..... well, guess what.
We leave some of our clothes and food with the "houseboy" - plus a tip, I doubt if he will be getting much more of this for a while.
The family talk becomes more and more "what do you want to do first when you get back?". Psychologically, we are already heading home.
We change a barrow load of money to see us through to Mutare, maybe a week away, and stack it in the safe.

Without this security, we would I'm sure be nervous wrecks. It's not too difficult to break into the car, no one has yet, thankfully, but with an alarm blasting and faced with a safe with a combination lock hidden in the bowels of the machine, we feel our cash, cheques, tickets, passports, laptop, cameras and films are pretty well secure. I'd strongly recommend a safe for all international travellers.

Distance travelled this entry: 70 Km.

Distance moved on trip this entry: 0 Km

Sunday, 15 October 2000

2000 October 1st - 15th: Maun Botswana - Lokuthula Lodges Zimbabwe

Dateline: Friday, October 6th, Chobe Safari Lodge, Chobe, Botswana

Maun, Botswana - Lokatula Lodge, Victoria Falls, Zimbabwe

The Herero people. This pix cost me an apple
Our final act, before we head out from Maun on Oct 2nd, is to leave a message for RCI (the time share agency) in Jo'burg, to book us into Vic Falls for a week, once done, we head out.
On the road outside of Maun, we pass back over the sand covered road (the road melts here between 11:30 & 16:00, so the sand stops the tar from flying away under the tyres), and there is suddenly a southerly wind flying through the window. It is so hot, it leaves me breathless. Once again, there are chickens, goats, beef on the hoof and donkeys wandering by the side and on the road all the way up.

Drotsky's Cabins on the river. 
A perfect stopover if we can't get into the Okavango today
Our trip west and then north from Maun toward the Namibian border takes us to Etsha 6 (there are lots of Etsha's, from 1 to 13).En route, we pass through three or four check points, all requiring us to stop, but nothing else. Some are to prevent various cattle lung diseases, others, who can say. We pass on our way merrily. Our goal was to get to Makewa Lodge, which has all the bits of touring facilities that we are after, but you have to be taken by boat the last kilometre. To do this, it's best to contact them first, before you head out to the rendezvous. We arrive at their mainland head office, and as luck, or whatever will have it, the phone is on the blink.
This area appears to exist without any cogent form of organisation. In short, this is totally Africa. Hundreds of K's of nothing but bush, sand, dust and then small villages with maybe an ice powered cool box containing questionable refreshments. Wrecks litter all the roads here, and there are on average by the side of the road, the consequences of these long animal infested roads, and poor driving ability and judgement. This is simply the freshest evidence.
Stopping once at Gumare, 250Km from Maun for a few cold pops, - it's very easy to dehydrate in these hot, humid and dusty conditions, we end up in Etsha 6. This was once on the border of the delta, now it's at least 6 - 8 Km from the water. There is next to nothing here.
Although it's not Sunday, it's still a national holiday, nothing in the "town" of Etsha 6 is functioning (does this sound familiar?). We try for an hour or so to contact the lodge, from their head office this side of the delta, but after several concerted efforts, with poor phone lines, we eventually have to give up on Makewa, and find somewhere to stay for the night.
Another 100Km North, just south of the Caprivi border with Namibia is Drotsky's Cabins, a somewhat upmarket fishing lodge on the Okavango river. We have driven 300Km to get this far. 400 Km - another long days drive.
I got this one for free. Just as well huh?
Maun District Head Office
The lodge is quite an oasis, and after the hack into this outback, the $C200 per night for a very pleasant A-frame with hot and cold hornets and spiders, is at least relatively low compared to the $US300.00 per person in the delta. Once again, no facilities for do it yourself, so it's dine out again. I'd rate the food as average here.
Come morning, and we have a pile of choices. The owner here says the Caprivi Strip in Namibia (the thin tongue of land between Botswana and Angola which occasionally is known for the sport of tourist hunting), is fairly safe these days, you need to take a military escorted convoy for 180Km across the strip toward the Eastern end. "No Problem" we are told. There is also a small game park just inside Namibia, proverbially teeming with stuff. In the end, we decide to head back to the Etsha's to seek a few nights in the delta camp.
Well, we can only say we tried, for two hours we patiently got hold of the lodge, and tried to call multiple times. The phone lines were up and down, and eventually, around 1:00PM, we've had a collective "enough", and head back to Maun. After doing this "lets see if we can" approach to travel, finally our luck hides from us.

Returning to Maun, we see two women getting off a bus, they are in typical Herero garb, so we buy a couple of shots for 3 Pula and 2 apples. They thought we should pay more, I thought we should pay less.
 Chobe Safari Lodge. Here with a family
As opposed to the last few times I was here (see previous posts)
We check into the Sadia hotel in Maun which has a clean pool, and we organise ourselves for our remaining few days. We dine at the Sports Bar again - great pasta here FYI. And yes, for all/ any of you who have made it this far in our travelogue, we are all putting on weight - and it's not very pretty!
Wednesday, 4th. October, RCI has managed to get a half arsed week (two "halves" Monday to Saturday, and Friday to Sunday!) in Vic Falls, this gives us a few extra days to while away in Botswana. So, maybe a trip to the Delta for the missus & kids? Seems like they are happy to swim, all the urgency & "once in a life time" adventure bit being apathied out of them. Maybe they just didn't think they would enjoy it after my editorial on the subject.
Maun is simply not hooked up for tourists, only as a base for touring. Now all you can do here is book trips etc and wait. We use the pool, do some schoolwork with the kids and catch some cancer rays. Dinner is once again at the Sports Bar
By and large a tourist schtick "cruise"
but fun for the rest of the family
Edward, the chef at the Sadia, who is here on a contract from Zimbabwe, inquires about the possibility of buying the LandCruiser once we are finished our trip. I tell him how much it would cost, then how much would need to be paid in taxes to "import" it. It comes to be about $US20,000.00. This appears to be too much, so he asks if we can load him into it when we ship it back, he can stay with us in Toronto and cook for us until he finds a job there. We all think it's a great idea.
Come Thursday 4th., and we are off to Nata (unfortunately without Edward). It appears that somehow or other, going to or from the restaurant last night was enough to get a cracked windscreen - I'm cursed this way you know - that's the 4th. In 18 months!
Good to get a bit of "tourist" stuff over with
It's all just fluff really, but real animals
We stock up with liquids for the trip - very important in this heat, and head out east. It's a 300Km trip, and once again we pass through the Kalahari - this time through game reserves on either side of the road. There are more fences/ game/ cattle grids and at one the van is actually searched. I think he was looking for chickens, but finding none present in bulk, happily waves us through the check point. The roads are generally better than in the western sector, but not quite as good as Namibia. The surface is smooth, but much coarser and I know this will really rip the tyres down pretty quickly.

200Km out of Maun, we check out Gweta, miles from nowhere. It looks, on the map to be a suitable place to hang out, but we drive in, and drive out again, not even a café here.
More scrub, bushes and heat, but the road is still tarred and we happily make Nata, our next overnight stop.
Once you are across the river, there's a pile of animals
Nata Lodge makes a welcome change from Maun, well thought out, professional, (the pool however needs looking into with a bit of technology). We opt for the tented option, and while away the afternoon with a shandy or two and some chips (fries to you) around the pool.

This lodge is obviously for travellers on business. It's a day's drive from Jo'burg (800Km?), and most of the guests are not tourists. At dusk, the bushbabies climb down from the trees for snacks thoughtfully provided by the bar as we sit underneath with our bottle of white wine. Shy and skittish, it's very hard to get a good look at them.
Grazing buffalo are a big hit
Friday, 5th, The family in the tent next to us is on the road early (5:30), so we are awake, and up earlier than normal. By 9:15 we have checked out, been and done the local Nata Game Sanctuary, 10Km south of the lodge. The most surprising thing to me, is that there is a huge lake here - this is a very dry area. Hardly any animals or even birds are here though. It only takes us an hour to get around, and we only see about 10 animals and 5 bird species.

This is our final leg toward Vic Falls, and it will be the third "side" of the rectangle from Drotsky's Cabins. That is, from here, we head north again for the 300Km back up to the latitude we were at 4 days ago. We will have travelled 1000Km to avoid the Caprivi treck of 300km - we do however expect to arrive in Kasane alive this route..

We wander up and down the river
Really hot and sweaty. Great appetite builder
The landscape is pretty familiar, except where it has been turned into mass farmland and crop cultivation areas. After 200Km, the fork off to the east to a Zim border post, where I saw a pride of lions lounging 20 odd years ago, is now a gas station.

We arrive at Chobe Safari Lodge at 2:00PM, and book into a 2 bed chalet for the night. Much to your surprise no doubt, we spend the rest of the day in the pool, and catching up with laundry etc.
Well. this is exactly what I took 6 months off for
Family time
I seek out my old haunts - this was one of my stop overs when heading South, I was refused entry into Rhodesia in 1976 (I only had US$75.00 in my pocket), and stayed here for a week or so, and also in 1978 on my way back up to Kenya
Lots of Buffalo. Whole herds to the horizon
Once again, there appears to be little correlation between my memory, of what it was then and current reality.
We seek out the towns pie shop, and take the economical route to food. At 2:00PM the heat, although actually being bearable, feels not to be.
The lodge is right on the banks of the Chobe river. LARGE coloured signs tell you to stay away from the river bank as there have been several spottings of LARGE crocs on the river banks.
This is definitely the tourist set here. I hear English, South African and Kiwi accents, German, French, Italian all around. It's obviously a location for Europeans to "do" Africa in total comfort. There are also several rotund grannies here (various nationalities).
A couple of hours of this and thats more than enough
But family still having fun
From the banks, next to the swimming pool, you can see on the Chobe reserve 1 Km away across the river, the herds of elephant, Cape Buffalo, and just out in the river, see and hear the hippo's grunting through the afternoon heat.
House speciality
Mopane Worms, buffet format. Help yourselves
This being Friday, there is a heavy duty braii and buffet here. - very expensive (we think), but probably North American levels of pricing, so not desperately so. Lots of veg, some of which we have not seen for a few weeks, meat, of course including Kudu and Impala. There is also something I'd describe as "neither"(or should it be both?), this delicacy being Mopani worms. These critters are caterpillars and are everywhere. After an idle life of browsing on leaves, they grow to between 2 - 5 cm long and 1 cm thick. In the normal manner of local caterpillars, they then climb up a Mopani tree, spin a thread as they drop to the ground, and draw themselves up to the top branches of the Mopani tree as they spin their cocoon around them. Eventually they turn themselves (if they are not turned into food), into a large moth. The chef tells me they are boiled and then fried and the final result are black and grey and limp . Hey, this is Africa, you never know when you are going to run out of pie shops..... so I give it a try, Aiden is not so sure.
Lots of these, and other
Not my bag though. Give me meat eaters
It's like a long piece of pig grizzle that just will not allow teeth through it. Fairly tasteless, and very crunchy.
Hmmmm, I stop at one in case I become hooked.

Come Saturday, 6th, as we overheard some of the overlanders complaining that they have not had much sleep because of all the lion and elephant noises all night, we move into the campsite which has a once had-been fence which abuts onto the actual Chobe reserve. We are lucky enough to get a shady site, right next to the river (lucky as long as no hippo's or crocs want to share this area with us), and camp.
My Economists are rapidly being used up, (I'm now only 5 weeks behind with what has been happening in the world - we did not miss much it seems), so the afternoon is passed in the pool and in reading.
As ever, Kayla determined to show that she's more
adventurous than Aiden
As a final "that's it" for Botswana, I'm induced, against my better judgement, to go with the others on a sunset cruise of Chobe reserve - against my judgement as I consider all Botswana to be a rip off by now. We see the usual stuff - elephants - lots, hippo, crocs, live and remains of water buffalo, we meander around for a couple of hours. Although the lions are full timers here, try as we might, none show themselves.
As it's a camping night, we celebrate our October camping early (at one a month so far), so we live off of rice and canned beriani as the stars come out. An unexpectedly quiet night passes with no one being eaten, or even severely maimed.
Sunday 7th., and it's time for another country - Zimbabwe. We have been told many times that there is no, or at least limited amounts of Diesel in Zim, so we shake the Cruiser until we can get no more fuel in the tank, and say farewell to Botswana, although, personally, I'm glad to be leaving (once again, this is a familiar feeling).
I wonder if Zim will be another casualty of African advancement.
Distance travelled this entry: 1450 Km.

Distance moved on trip this entry: 1250 Km

Tuesday, October 10th, Lokathula Lodge, Victoria Falls, Zimbabwe
This was great. My first Zambezi beer on board
I told the captain the last time I was in Zim:
he said he wasn't born then
Well, what can we say except, "Told you so"....... This is a truly fantastic place to vacation in.
Oh yes, it's great to be here again
This time in pretty luxurious mode
Zim is still a wonderful place, spectacular areas, masses of wildlife, lovely people (if you avoid being ripped off by the street currency exchangers - I did...avoid it that is), a great tourist infrastructure (without many tourists), a really cheap dollar and plenty of cool places to spend it.

The border at Kazungula was, once again, a simple breeze. Leaving Botswana was simple, almost just filling out our exit details form and saying goodbye. Zim was even easier - not even a form to fill in and we are stamped through for 3 months. We did need to get third party insurance - $US10.00 for 2 months.

Oh god! I LOVE Africe
Vic Falls is only 70Km from the border, we see nothing on the road as we pass through the Zambezi game park, and it's a good road so we are wandering around looking for our nights resting place - (our time share starts tomorrow), by 12:00.

And Zambezi beers and snacks really make for a great sunset
There are lots of people simply hanging out on the main street - we are not sure what this means yet. At the main garage, there is Diesel and no one is queuing anywhere. We try the first place we see for a brief overnighter - a fairly basic camping and overland spot with some basic 4 bed rooms for $US30.00. It's not brilliant, but it's a place to stay. The place is well run, clean, tidy and appears to be pretty full. There is a foreign exchange desk, tour operators and a fridge with pops in it. We move in and shower & change.

Back at the office, there is a sunset cruise, including drinks and snacks on the Zambezi for 2 hours at $US15.00 each, kids half price. We book up for it.

Mating elephants.
Gentleman Elephants don't take their
weight on their elbows apparently
In town, there appear to be quite a few tourists about, and at least as many people on the streets trying to convince them to come on one or more of their expeditions. As we have had nothing except pops since last evening, we check out a local restaurant. These prices are silly! The total meal for the 4 of us is about US$8.00. The recent 40% devaluation certainly works in our favour, plus everyone is giving 10 - 12% more on top of that without any commission. As ever - do not play with the street changers; the semi official exchangers who have tiny booths on the street, All have a security guard at the window and are honest and will not screw you.

Everyone here smiles, is very friendly and we all have zero feelings of any animosity. After the indifference of Botswana, the reservations of Namibia, and the out and out paranoia of everything that moves in SA, this is an incredibly warm, wonderful feeling.
The local central community area
Been 23 years since I've been here
The Falls beckons us, but we'll wait a day or two for that adventure, so we return and do the sunset cruise.
We check into our time share at 9:30AM
Move in,find vittles and relax
The evening cruise is real enough, exactly what was advertised in fact. The agent at the lodge takes us in his car to the banks of the Zambezi. The captain is only 26, but is extremely professional and very competent. I chat with him about the last time I was in Zim - he was only 4 then. We are the only four on board, the others are late. At exactly 4:30, we cast off to head downstream where there are about 15 - 20 elephant crossing the Zambezi river from Zambia to the Zim side. Our captain wants to get there before they leave, so we head out without the others.

When we arrive at the crossing point, he thinks they are mating - apparently this is de rigueur for elephants.

The local crocodile, leopard, lion etc park
These guys are really mean. One slip here and there's no chance
The elephants leave up the Zim banks, and the boat returns for the remaining three adults and two babies and our snacks. The trip now becomes a gentle meander between the banks of the Zim and Zambian shores. The sun lowers, we take our pix, eat our snacks (very good too!), drink our beers , of which the Zambezi Larger is extremely good, and come dusk, we head back. On the way we take the other passengers to their lodge 4 Km up the road. When we arrive there, there is an elephant tearing down the trees just outside their cottage in the park. Heading back to town with the sun now well set, there is a herd of 100 - 200 Cape buffalo by the side of the road. Incredible!

Snacks in town - pizza's for the kids, and some really good "Zambezi" grill for me. Even cheaper than lunch. This place gets my vote!
I've never worked out why they don't just eat each other
Food for thought?
Who would have thought?
The accommodation was less then wonderful, but we survived, and come morning, we are up early, and have checked into Lokathulu Lodge by 9:00AM - quite a record for a time share anywhere in the world! The manager tells us to drive everywhere due to the wild animals roaming around, even in the immediate area. We have a very large 3 bedroom two story luxury house with huge canvas
And these guys? There were whole tanks of them
One day they will make a nice handbag

"windows" which are the entire front wall of the first floor which opens onto the reserve. Once again it is totally serviced with beds made and kitchen cleaned every day, dontcha just love Africa? - we did invite you folks, where are you?


Kayla, of course is fearless
Aiden is not so sure

This place is truly magnificent - probably the best time share yet, ever. It is totally inside the boundaries of a fenceless game reserve, and the signs heading to the lodge have "Beware of Elephants" in several places.
What a truly fabulous place
AND! it's actually in the game park



Local game and tourists
The chalet is brilliantly private - in fact we have very little idea that any other rondavels are near. We are in number 23, they go up to 30, and the nearest inhabited one is currently #15. Almost our own game park. As in time shares elsewhere in Africa, this is totally serviced. Every thing re organised, made washed and put away where we can easily find all the stuff to make dirty again. Now THIS is Africa at it's very best.

There is a famous restaurant attached to the lodge (The Boma), and a hotel 0.75 Km around the gravel road. The manager at the check in tells us we get a 30% discount at both places. By 9:20, we are having a slap up buffet breakfast overlooking a fairly lively water hole down in the valley: the buffalo from last night have migrated here for breakfast. Ours, bye the way, for the four of us for $US12.00......... and this is top of the line luxury hotel we are talking here. I'm really beginning to like Zimbabwe!
The local breakfast nook
As we have kitchen, fridge etc, we head off to town to try the local supermarket fare. Lots of aisles, but not much selection. Fruit & veg are somewhat lacking - must be the heat, and the dairy leaves some things to be desired. No scanning equipment here, still, the tills do not have the chicken wire robbery diffuser we came across every where else; maybe this is a more law abiding society.

As you can see, just another warthog
They are actually delicious, especially in a sandwich
We stock up with various stuff and stack the stuff in the lodge for later investigation. Get a national newspaper. Gordon Bennet - this is real news! There is nothing sycophantic about this lot! They are all tearing into Mugabe with real enthusiasm, plus, everything I read, even letters to the editor, are all not only cogent, but well argued and based in Law and facts.

Diesel is about the same price as everywhere else we've been - about what it was in Canada before we left - $C0.70/ litre, probably cheaper than N. America now! There are still no queues for fuel.

Gold! Its bloody hot here, so we retire to the pool. Attempts at school work are pretty much no more than that.
Victoria Falls,  truly a sight you must see before you die
Dinner at the Boma, it is in the top 3 restaurants in Zim, and once again, there are Mopani worms on the menu, along with Crocodile tail salad, smoked Buffalo, Kudu and Warthog steaks, Ostrich kebabs, and Impala Bourguignon. I try them all, and so do the kids. The restaurant gives you a certificate if you eat (and keep) a Mopani worm - we all get one except for the missus who is probably avoiding them due to some religious issue.. This place does the real total dining experience: Chibuku (a really sour poor mans beer) to start, Ndebele dancing and singing every half hour, witch doctor, fortune and story tellers wander around to every table. An African twist on the Gypsy violinist I guess. We have a ball and are all totally pigged (warthogged?) out and over indulged by the time we leave.

Well, both kids did it well before
either of us, age wise anyway
The rains way up river take about
2 months to arrive. Dry now
As our chalet is a few hundred metres from this place, we have walked here (in daylight), now it's time to go home. We walk 100 metres..... Not so fast! What is that shadow just ahead of us? It's a Cape Buffalo; this is not an animal you would like to meet anywhere except from some secure position. Out on the manicured lawns, it is only 20 metres away, is NOT that secure location or where we'd like to be. However, the security guys are well ahead of this situation, as soon as they saw us leave, they were in their van and within the 15 seconds we have taken to walk here, they had located us. We are escorted to our door. They radio back to HQ that we are safely deposited. VERY impressive.

Aiden always way the artistic interpreter in the family
During the night I wake up to scrunching sounds; its two bloody great bull elephants, literally eating the trees just outside our bedroom window! We head out of the door, one of them is only 5 metres away from our door. We can actually smell the animals we are so close. Photo ops - the video is the only one accepting this amount of moonlight. About 40 metres away, we see a large Cape Buffalo, within seconds it smells the elephants, and leaps away into the night. The bulls amble around destroying whatever they feel like eating, and we return to bed. During the day, we practice our defences, I'm the one with the stick....

Probably not going to dissuade an elephant
or Cape Buffalo, but the kids didn't
realise that
In the bar, there is a satellite based TV, CNN and BBC are on, plus sport, US sitcoms, movie channels etc. CNN seems to be the only channel with advertising.
After over 3 months, actual live news is a strange concept.
The Middle East, Nobel Peace Prize and other esoteria. Gets a quick viewing. Not sure if I want to know, but it's comforting in a way to see that our host country is not currently making the headlines.
The week passes by, this really is a vacation station! The supermarket supplies all the basics, even some locally produced red and white wines are on the shelves, hmmm, taste as good as mine back in TO. At $C4.00 a bottle this is pretty acceptable. We braai with warthog, Buffalo, more elephant passing by on a daily basis. One day the two elephant which now appear to be residents here, come up to the swimming pool for a drink. We have lunch watching them no more than 40 metres away destroying the greenery around the restaurant.
Isn't this just such a lovely shot of a lovely kid
We talk to a few of the other residents, mainly white Zims, mostly farmers, mostly phlegmatic and resigned to the current political gyrations. Most are old enough to have fought in the last (pre independence) war, on the wrong side.

There are not many young whites around, but this is a weeks vacation for everyone here. Initially, I'm amazed by the black populations perception of the sad state of the state. To a man/ person, they are very unhappy, and some want Ian Smith (the white prime minister who led the war against Mugabe in 76 - 82) to come back to run the country. And these folks are not joking! This area is however Matabele, the African tribe who does not have the political power in Zim. This is also exclusively a tourist paradise, and tourism is waaaaaaay down. We would certainly never get this time share at 3 days notice under "normal" pre violence circumstances.

There's not a lot "protecting" you from these elements
I'm constantly amazed at how friendly, articulate, educated, immaculately clean and neatly pressed everyone is here. Even the beggars read the newspapers and can discourse very well (this is a debater & public speaker talking here!) and extremely politely (they would make great Canadians), especially with regard to the current government. The overall effect is that the Zimbabweans, do not deserve
Nah! The rainbow is always there
Wel. during the day anyway
Mugabe and all this destabilising crap. There appears to be no safety issues here. We (and many other tourists) quite happily wander around, well anywhere after dark, with no worries, paranoia, or concerns for our safety. The only exception to this is when I change a large pile of money, and have to get back to the van with a pocket bulging with notes, but there is never any problem, period.
The strange thing about .the Zim money, is that it is based around a unit of money that has eroded incredibly over the past 5 years. Twenty years ago $Z1.00 was worth $US1.50, now, its only worth $US0.02, and less on the open market, consequently, we have to measure our currency needs in "inches" or kilo's of $ZIM100 (about C2.50) notes - that's as big as it gets here. The other side of course, is that 4 can eat a good lunch for $ZIM400.
We have both been here before
Not together until now though
Good old Livingstone
"Discoverer" of the place

However, more pool, more food, more lounging watching the game run in front of our lounge - for us very few up market tourists, this is simply vacation heaven: what a life!









Distance travelled this entry: 150 Km.

Distance moved on trip this entry: 75 Km

Sunday, October 15th, Lokathula Lodge, Victoria Falls, Zimbabwe

Spot Brian Mulroney's Mahout

It's 5:30AM, our last day here.

My final civilised write up for you
Dear gentle reader
Once again, the cracking of branches, scrunching of leaves and the occasional "Greip" of a tree being pulled down just outside our veranda, gets us up. The sun is not up yet, but it's well past dawn. Our friendly resident Warthog has just arrived in front of me, and is doing a tour of the lawns checking for his breakfast. The warthog moves onto slimier environs, and the guinea fowl cluck through town. We look over a small valley which occasionally has Water Buffalo, impala, warthogs cavorting about in front of our house.

Far too hokey for me
We have been in Zim a week, and apart from the first day, before we had any local currency, we have not seen Diesel available at any of the gas stations. This could severely cramp our travelling plans!
We are awakened at 1:00AM by a hair raising scream. I think it's in the house, and run up to the kids bedroom, but it turns out to be on our veranda, thankfully.

Once again, you won't find many school trips doing this
Aiden and Kayla have the upper floor here which also has a wall of canvas screening, any screaming around, and they hear it quite easily. They are both, shall we say concerned with the screaming. The problem here is that you cannot see what is going on outside, as the thick curtain material has no window in it. We hear something scuffling outside , with no idea as to size or make/ model of animal. I go outside, there is some rustling in the bushes 10 metres away. I'm not that brave, and retreat back inside. Another restless night.

We have been utylising the local facilities here - there is a hell of a lot of really cool stuff to do here - Vic Falls is in fact one of the "adrenaline capitals" of the world. Everything from sedate river cruises to abseiling, bungy jumping, elephant riding safari's and white water rafting.

Ilge, Aiden & Kayla do an elephant ride in a game park near by. This is the first thing in Zim that has pissed me off, was when I discovered that the agent for the elephant safari charges in US$ (92.00/ person), and then extrapolates this at the black market rate. All fine and well if you have access to black market rates to pay in local, or pay in US$. We paid via credit card, so ended up paying 10% - 15% more than we should, as the cards still only give us bank rate of $Zim50.00 = $US1.00.......

Won't shop there again. They all enjoy the ride - "very smooth and comfortable". "Getting very
close to the animals is easy on top of an elephant". Still no lions. Ilge had the mahout who took Brian Mulrooney around a year ago. Personal service for all riders.

Everyone gets their own elephant. Really!
One afternoon, we trek to the crocodile ranch, only 3 Km away from us, just outside of the Zambezi Game park. This is really organised, and the staff here give a really good tour, right down to the minuscule details of crocs. The kids get to play with a baby, and we watch the crocs, lions and leopard (all captive of course) being fed. The crocs get fed elephant meat - from the parks culling expeditions. Aiden buys a drum at the store - more space in the cruiser gone.
Well, it's not as if you will ever get bored with this
Friday, October 13th. A full moon and we head off to The Falls for the day show with sun light, and the night show with moon light. Well, the charges have gone up yet again, we expected $US10.00, but now it's doubled, and to boot, to see the moonrise, it's a stunning $US35.00. The guy at the desk is embarrassed, but as he says, "These are the prices, what can I do?"
We pay the tourist rate and go in for a four hour view of the falls. It's pretty low season, and the water in the Zambezi river is only about 60% across now. Still pretty startling though.
Really humid, plus lots of mist and spray to ruin your cameras
Aiden not too sure about this
But did it and had a blast
We wander around the various parts - from Livingstones statue, the Devils cateract through the various western and central viewing points, personal stops, rain forest, central falls, danger point through to the view of the Vic Falls bridge. to the eastern falls - now dry. We wait till its sunset and are escorted out by the same guy who let us in.

Yes, but you don't really have any time to panic
A quick flip, and you're out
Yesterday, Saturday 14th, Aiden & I do the Zambezi white water rafting. There were 15 class IV and V rapids, and we went on the semi wimp raft - the guide doing a lot of the work for us, mainly because he didn't want Aiden to drown. "Bad Dog" is the only outfit that would take him. Thanks Thebani!


We enter just behind the Vic falls Hotel - passing Cape buffalo en route. We kit up with helmet and GASP! Very tight lifejackets - thats ok, they probably save our lives! The path is down a desperately steep cliff and is very steep and quite dangerous down to the bottom of the second gorge where we do some warm up exercises, then jump into the river. Now we are ready to go into the first rapid. Once through we are all elated and go onto rapid # 21. We all survived, including a wipe out at rapid #6 -
There was one rapid that killed too many people
We walked around this one ("Commercial Suicide")
"The Devils Toilet Bowl" where we completely turtled the boat and got swept downstream about 100 metres - this with a current of about 7 - 8 knots. This was not a pleasant little swim on the Ottawa river. Lost Aiden for about 40 seconds - that was quite long enough for my imagination to come up with more than one scenario. There were three rafts with 6 in each, by the end of the day each boat has someone in it that gets quite a knock, one guy needs a few days to recuperate.
And portage around it
Aiden got tossed out too.
Remember to keep your lifejacket tight folks
No one died
Not by the rapids anyway
 I took my underwater camera - in fact, this is the sole reason I brought it, and took some shots, even as I was being swept down the river. Even if there were no rapids, the gorges are absolutely spectacular. They go on for 20 - 30 Km and are about 75 - 100 metres high all the way down the river. There is something primordial about floating past rocks that have been cut, gouged and weathered millions of years ago, and you are right in the middle of this history. We finish off with a braai at around 23:30, and everyone is wiped out.
Oh yes, 23 rapids, all top rated I believe, portaging one
Real excitement for all partakers

Scary stuff!, but we all survive and invest $US45.00 (!!!) later that evening for the unexpurgated video of the day.

Several times during the week, I've tried to e-mail and hook up to upload my pix to the web site, only managed to e-mail once, and cannot get into the net from any café here. The pix will have to wait - sorry folks.

This has been a wonderful break, especially after all the crap places in Botswana. The people are lovely, even the beggars are friendly and typically well educated - although what this says for the future of the country does not bear thinking about! As Ilge describes it "Zimbabweans are born with a smile on their faces". Once again, we see absolutely no sign of official policy, or even recognition of any AIDS issues; Zim has the highest (acknowledged) rate of infection in the world. More scary stuff.

This evening we are off to the Zambezi game reserve for the night, then off to Hwankie national park.

Distance traveled this entry: 75 Km.

Distance moved on trip this entry: 0 Km